Cosmetic Implements Collection

Ah, one-handed implements. These are probably the most unique category of weapons in the game. Some are purely cosmetic. Others, like the aptly named Slapper Fish, have incredibly low combat damage. These are also all one-handed, which means they can be overlaid on any one-handed weapon except for spears. I don't know exactly why, but I expect it has to do with both the animations and how spears are held. Lore-masters will find the same problem with their staves, despite eventually learning how to dual wield. Two-handed weapons users will also find they can't use these either.

If you're interested in these, they make for home hilarious outfits. Imagine dual-wielding Breads of the Third Age or the Giant Flower! And, as usual, if there's another way of obtaining anything you see here, let me know in the comments.

Bane of Warm Butter - Bartered from Bert Bartleby in Michel Delving	Basket of Apples - Bartered from the Fall Festival
Basket of Colorful Eggs - Bartered from the Farmers Faire	Basket of Fresh Picked Apples
Beer Stein - Bartered from the Fall Festival	Bingo's Trusty Tankard
Bread of the Third Age - Bartered from Bert Bartleby in The Dolven-view	Bullroarer's Tankard - Rewarded from the quest Bullroarer's Challenge
Bunch of Holly - Bartered from the Yule Festival	Cornstalk - Bartered from the Farmers Faire
Fall Gourd - Bartered from the Fall Festival	Festive Wine Skin - Bartered from the Yule Festival
Festive Yule Mug -  Bartered from the Yule Festival	Foxglove - Reward from the Epic quest 3.10.15
Harvest Gourd - (Oh dear...I may have found an unused implement in  the database! Anyone have information on this one?)	Heavy Cast Iron Frying Pan - Purchased from the Mathom House  reputation vendor
Iris - Reward from the Epic quest 3.10.15	Lantern - Bartered from the Fall Festival
Note of Affection - Rewarded from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes	Note of Affection - Rewarded from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes
Note of Affection - Rewarded from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes	Note of Affection - Rewarded from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes
Note of Affection - Rewarded from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes	Note of Affection - Rewarded from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes
Note of Affection - Rewarded from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes	Pretzel - Bartered from the Harvest Festival
Rolling Pin - Bartered from the Skirmish Camp Cosmetics vendor	Slapper Fish - Bartered during the Summer Festival
Soup-tasting Spoon - Bartered from Bert Bartleby in Thinglad	Sturdy Frying Pan - Bartered from Bert Bartleby in Thinglad
Tasting Fork - Bartered from Bert Bartleby in Woodhurst	The Po-ta-to - Bartered from Bert Bartleby in Michel Delving  after finishing the Bingo quest chain
Wood-lily - Reward from the Epic quest 3.10.15	Yule Sparkler - Bartered from the Yule Festival

Hobnanigans Club - Bartered from the Hobnanigans Quatermaster

Long-handed Shovel - Bartered from the Skirmish Camp Cosmetics vendor

Pitchfork - Bartered from the Mathom House reputation vendor

Giant Flower (so big that the dressing room window could not display it fully) - Drops from the Spring Festival flower gift boxes